You're wound up like a weapon, you've got an evil streak. They told me to stay away but I was much too weak.

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

I’m beautiful!
Not perfect but beautiful.
I love myself

little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

lotv:

I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about