once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
You alone are the judge of your worth and your goal is to discover infinite worth in yourself, no matter what anyone else thinks.
― Deepak Chopra (via zodiaccity)
Roses are red
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face ~(◕◡◕)~
the definition of a douche bag is a guy who makes a gif of himself licking his lips
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
HI I’m one of those persons with vaginas, am I special ?
Psycho teens with vaginas
